It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.
im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot
*picks up rattlesnake* yo check out this weird spagehti haha *gets bited* OH MY H*CK THIS IS OUCH SPOGETYI— Chelsea (@WeedCoffin) January 12, 2013
Just got back from the gym
ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?
Barton, I’ve been compromised.
when your friend wont let you copy their homework because they want to do the right thing
'what flavor lipgloss is that'
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid
You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.
Smelborp for president
Testing out pens. I really love, love, love these daiso brush pens.
I just don’t know how to use them properly.