Badass Peach in official Nintendo comics~
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
Fans asking the real questions
Sorry but I saw this and thought if these were female actresses and male fans were asking “How deep can you take it” or “what’s your bra size” there would be a feminist uproar.
This could still class as sexual harassment, right?
reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out
Otakon 2014 Coords:
Friday - AP Milky Planet
Saturday - AP Romantic Rose Letter
I had a great time this weekend!
You’re wrong Miley
everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?
the college application process
financial aid offices
COMMON APP ERRORS
A D U L T H O O D
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
mozart writes about getting that ass licked
nicki sings about getting that ass licked
both true musical masters, honestly
The way art is suppose to be
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.
As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.
The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.
‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.
But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.
‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.
Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.- See more at: http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/russian-gay-couple-marries-most-fierce-way-possible-through-loophole210814#sthash.kpKalSrr.dpuf
holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses
they are my heroes
YOU GO GIRLS
"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"
that is amazing