Courtney | F | 18

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im so pro-selfie like there are so many bigger problems in the world than girls who think theyre pretty

one of those problems is girls who dont think theyre pretty


if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor




i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast


this is literally broni friendzoni taken to the next level


have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless



White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here



I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.




do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops


white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when



when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.


Do you want to commission an artist, but don’t have a lot of money? Then I have something you might be interested in!
Victoria & I are in need of some extra cash for an upcoming event. For this reason, we are offering cheap commissions to people! Not only do we have low prices, but you can choose from two different artists to commission. If you don’t like the style of one, go for the other!
Below are out galleries/rates:

Courtney’s Galley / Victoria’s Gallery

- Sketch $3
- Lined $4
- Flat Color $5
- Shaded $7

Full Body
- Sketch $5
- Lined $7
- Flat Color $8
- Shaded $10

We can draw pretty much anything, but if we aren’t comfortable/capable of drawing what you request, we can turn it down. If you are interested in this, send me a message on Tumblr or an email at